The following is a highly confidential leaked transcript of the exact conversation every Android OEM’s CEO has had with his product manager.
Sir, our new phone and tablet product line is almost ready to launch.
Great work, Davis! What software is it running?
The latest version of Google’s Android. It was developed by a team of maybe 30 or so dedicated programmers, who live and breath Android, over the course of 5+ years.
Hmm, okay Davis. That’s in Java, right? Hire 5 random Java programmers out of India and give them 3 weeks to make random changes. Whatever crosses their mind. Just tell them to mix it up — maybe even replace some icons or something. But don’t spend too much money on it, okay?
Will do, sir. What will we call their project?
Will do, sir.